this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
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I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
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Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
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