There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Randomize
