I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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