she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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