Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
someone threw a dead crab at me
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
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Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
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We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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