gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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