Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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