i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Four minutes until I can fart!
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
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I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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