Don't make out with my wife yet
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
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Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
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If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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