I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
Randomize