Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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