I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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