We're like a lot better than the average bears
i don't like sucking hair
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
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Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
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how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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