and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Randomize
