So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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