If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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