sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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