he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
i would one night stand the shit outta him
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
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A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
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I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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