their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
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Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
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Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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