Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
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She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
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I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
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