on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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