We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
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