my soul wont recognize me after tonight
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
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I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
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You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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