I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
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New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
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So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
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So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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