everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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