Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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