You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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