Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
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Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
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Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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