Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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