You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
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Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
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Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I am available for nakedness
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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