all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
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Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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