Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
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who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
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Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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