pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I think my vagina is haunted
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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