problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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