I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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