cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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