So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
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Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
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And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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