apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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