Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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