It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
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you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
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He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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