You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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