And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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