i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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