just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
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MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
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Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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