Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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