I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Randomize
