I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
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she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
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I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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