WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
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Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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