I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
He kissed a someone with a penis
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
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I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
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I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
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