Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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