I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
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i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
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She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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