My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
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I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
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She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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