Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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