I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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