I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
