we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
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