two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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