Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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